My Therapist Is A Pufferfish

Me: (not wanting to go on a job interview) "Ugh... I hate people!"

Pufferfish: "But I'm a people! You like me?"

Me: "Yes, of course! I love you, Pufferfish!"

Pufferfish: "Little Bear is a people! You like her?"

Me: "Yeah,  I love Little Bear!"

Pufferfish: "My daddy and mommy is people! You like my mommy and daddy?"

Me: "I love your mommy and daddy!"

Pufferfish: "See? You love people!"

Then she told me my time was up, and charged me a hundred bucks!